Friday, August 20, 2010

Religiously

She: but This my love is forbidden.

He: not really. why?

She: what do you mean not really. You have a family.

He: and?

She: I don't believe you! You are a parent. You have a wife!!

He: and?

She: no "and". This IS the end.

He: Do you know God?

She: well, I hope I do.

He: did anyone question That relationship?

She: ?

He: well, to me, you are a god. a muse, my god, my muse.

She: and burn in hell i say you shall.

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Monkey talk

He: so, are you sure about your theory, Mr. Darwin?

He: "Apes"olutely!

He: !?!