War of the Words

She: you know what?
He: what?

She: i think we have reached the bottom
He: the end you mean?

She: I was so clear and specific
He: the bottom?

She: yes.
He: good, so can we go back up?

She: exactly, i am
He: hein!

She: and You, you are staying here.

Believe me: Believe me not.

Yes i know,
My mistake.
i should have told you
that "i love you"
in a less convincing way
now what can i do
if you,
you actually
believed me.

Damn me for being "that" credible !!!

[The number you have dialed is either switched off
or currently not available
please "do not" try again later, ever.
Thank you]

Do you don't?

The half: "Do you love me?"

The other half: "I love your,"

The half: "Do you?"

The other half: "I love your, "

The half: "Do you?"

The other half: "I love your, "

The half: "Do you?"

The other half: "I love your,"

The half: "Do you?"

The other half: "I love your,"

The half: "I knew it, i knew it!!"

The other half: "Did you?"

The half like no other: "You don't love me."

The other: "!*&^!@&*^@*&^!@*&^!@!!"

Conjugaisez... vous

[...]

Eh toi!

Tutoies moi

Toi, toi...
Tu me tutoies.

Moi,

tu me tues toi...

Conjugaisons... nous

"Je" tue "Il"

au cas où,

"Il" et "Tu" jouent

[...]

Point, finalement.

The phantom of the opera

You keep on going back
to the back
of my head.

It keeps on going bad
in the back of my head

each night i turn around
i find you in my bed

why don't you for a change,
bug someone else instead?

why don't you for a change,
claim that you are suddenly dead

it helps,
it would actually help..

no, really

really

HELP.