Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Animal Planet

He: do you like animals?
She: of course!!

He: you do?
She: Honey. I used to have a chimpanzee at home when I was a kid

He: really?
She: Yes, so cute, so friendly!

He: and?
She: we had this special bond, you know?

He: ahan?
She: Yes, really, until one day...

He: yes?!
She: He got so jealous, he attacked my brother!

He: and?
She: we had to send him away!

He: really?
She: yes, it was the last time I saw my brother!

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Credit crunch

He: what's up lady?
She: I hate you, that's what's up!

He: really, and why is that?
She: you never give me credit for anything

He: are you nuts baby! with all the financial crisis we are going through?
She: ok then, just leave me a loan!

He: ...

Smile

She: Honey, I am heading to the supermarket.
He: ok

She: do you want me to get you anything?
He: your smile, maybe?

She: priceless, my dear, priceless
He: don't ever doubt my purchasing power

She: even if, honey, even if...
and since you mentioned, from this moment on, we are out of stock!

He: damn limited offers!