Animal Planet

He: do you like animals?
She: of course!!

He: you do?
She: Honey. I used to have a chimpanzee at home when I was a kid

He: really?
She: Yes, so cute, so friendly!

He: and?
She: we had this special bond, you know?

He: ahan?
She: Yes, really, until one day...

He: yes?!
She: He got so jealous, he attacked my brother!

He: and?
She: we had to send him away!

He: really?
She: yes, it was the last time I saw my brother!