He: do you like animals?
She: of course!!
He: you do?
She: Honey. I used to have a chimpanzee at home when I was a kid
He: really?
She: Yes, so cute, so friendly!
He: and?
She: we had this special bond, you know?
He: ahan?
She: Yes, really, until one day...
He: yes?!
She: He got so jealous, he attacked my brother!
He: and?
She: we had to send him away!
He: really?
She: yes, it was the last time I saw my brother!
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Wednesday, November 05, 2008
Credit crunch
He: what's up lady?
She: I hate you, that's what's up!
He: really, and why is that?
She: you never give me credit for anything
He: are you nuts baby! with all the financial crisis we are going through?
She: ok then, just leave me a loan!
He: ...
She: I hate you, that's what's up!
He: really, and why is that?
She: you never give me credit for anything
He: are you nuts baby! with all the financial crisis we are going through?
She: ok then, just leave me a loan!
He: ...
Smile
She: Honey, I am heading to the supermarket.
He: ok
She: do you want me to get you anything?
He: your smile, maybe?
She: priceless, my dear, priceless
He: don't ever doubt my purchasing power
She: even if, honey, even if...
and since you mentioned, from this moment on, we are out of stock!
He: damn limited offers!
He: ok
She: do you want me to get you anything?
He: your smile, maybe?
She: priceless, my dear, priceless
He: don't ever doubt my purchasing power
She: even if, honey, even if...
and since you mentioned, from this moment on, we are out of stock!
He: damn limited offers!
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