She: where were you?
He: out for dinner.
She: yeah? with whom?
She: anything interesting?
He: actually yes,
a friend was talking about marriage and half souls situations
He: and you know what he said:
"you know how Two soul mates end up like One?
it's because and only because,
it's a man's soul turning to None,
and a woman's soul turning to One!"
She: too late for maths, honey!